From Twitter 02-06-2011

• 00:12:09: because sea salt is coarser than table salt, there’s simply more air in a teaspoon of the sea salt, therefore there’s less sodium chloride
  
• 04:00:40: #shutup total! u like to pretend it’d take lots of pills to get 100% of ur vitamins but i’m sure 1 multi-vitamin will cover it
  
• 04:42:33: man, i have a cramp in my stomach or something
  
• 10:51:16: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/ei1ePg
  
• 16:47:10: i’ve checked in to #McDonalds 65 times since i started using #foursquare on 2010.04.19. McD was my 1st checkin
  
• 17:34:16: is #football really more popular in #Texas than any other state?
  
• 17:35:53: #newyork has more ppl attending pro-#football games than #texas cuz they have more teams
  
• 17:40:36: RT @RANKIS: @waterock For Reagans birthday I'm driving all homeless people to the underpass or overpass of their choice.
  
• 17:42:55: i got to decide what i’m going to do besides watch the #superbowl, quick
  
• 17:46:10: RT @pribbibility: Hands up those who couldn't give a crap about the #superbowl *hand up*
  
• 17:48:08: @LaBelleLaide @pribbibility i dont care about football, american or otherwise
  
• 17:52:32: @MzStarrBurst ah, yoga
  
• 17:54:43: today is also the 99th #birthday of Eva Braun, #Hitler’s girlfriend
  
• 18:01:58: #makingitwork: ♪ NationPam will thank you, ma’am ♫
  
• 18:03:28: #makingitwork: ♪ NationPam is not a scam ♫ #Nationwide
  
• 18:04:41: #makingitwork: ♪ NationPam will give a damn ♫ #Nationwide
  
• 18:07:53: #cnn: “1250 fans who paid up to $950 and more…”
  
• 18:10:21: @66Betty ♪ NationCathy is not homeopathy ♫ you’re right!
  
• 18:13:06: @66Betty lol!
  
• 18:16:01: a friend just dropped off food she said wont eat: candy and Pringles. ah, snacks for gametime! i forgot to get any
  
• 18:17:23: i forgot to get any snacks to eat during the game i have no intention of watching #superbowl ←twitter adds cool icon
  
• 18:19:13: i think they ought to read the #constitution over the PA before the game
  
• 18:19:47: “@RaferWeigelHLN: Over/under on length of National Anthem: 1 min 56 seconds. What r u taking?” over!
  
• 18:21:11: @carissarho even better than a dollar!
  
• 18:23:37: RT @wilw: I'd like football a whole lot more if the players all wore capes.
  
• 18:24:26: RT @LeeLeePotatoes: I don't care enough to watch the superbowl. Now if someone gets shot, I'll tune in. Until then, I'll be looking at m ...
  
• 18:25:37: “@BlackGod917: Christina still looks like a soggy Mexican Hannah Montana” lol
  
• 18:27:25: RT @shittalky: yo the sign language girl is killing that national anthem right now..
  
• 18:28:55: RT @101er: Oh good, christina aguilera is here! And she bought extra syllables. Enough for everyone. #SuperBowl
  
• 18:30:02: @PickledLlama cuntwaffle ← that’s a new one lol
  
• 18:30:50: “@carissarho: The fact that I ain’t eem WATCHIN’ the Superbowl, but I’m avidly participating in Christina slander…… ROFL” me too lol!
  
• 18:31:54: RT @briandgregory: Aw, nobody cheered for the Ref. #superbowl
  
• 18:32:41: “@Milkipedia: wow somebody else dressed Shannon Sharpe today” ROFL!
  
• 18:34:19: @PickledLlama ROFL!
  
• 18:36:18: RT @guttermagazine: That was the best Cyndi Lauper anthem performance ever.
  
• 18:39:01: @RaferWeigelHLN all 1250 of them?
  
• 18:47:15: @LibertyBelle4 #Roethlisberger graduated from my alma mater is my only interest in him
  
• 18:53:31: @LibertyBelle4 yep, arrogant jerk, but cheers to #Oxford and #Lima!
  
• 18:59:45: @courtneyleshan same as the X in Xmas?
  
• 19:01:16: crap. #60Minutes is a throwaway episode, a repeat #CBS
  
• 19:03:33: RT @slackadjuster: #SUPERBOWLXLV Lots of GREAT COMMERCIALS Interrupted by a boring football game !
  
• 19:43:38: “…our grandparents, the greatest generation, who won WWII and built the most prosperous nation on earth →
  
• 19:45:40: ← while smoking cigarettes & drinking martinis.” narration on #AmericsFunniestHomeVideos
  
• 19:54:21: RT @ChloeAngyal: Rammed by a tree, hit in the head with soda can, pushed off a building. This is what happens to women in Superbowl world.
  
• 19:55:37: RT @KeithOlbermann: Enjoy the Aguilera lyrics-optional version of The Anthem before the NFL makes them take it down http://bit.ly/dOhjGY ...
  
• 19:56:14: @MzStarrBurst cooked or raw?
  
• 19:57:20: RT @darrenrovell: Volkwagen ad will sell more youth Darth Vader costumes than Volkswagens.
  
• 20:03:00: Clever #Monkeys, on #PBS #Nature. #PuppyBowl for erudite people?
  
• 20:05:25: @brittfromcle2 ur dad won a grand? #superbowl bet?
  
• 20:05:48: RT @jaybaer: Unofficially, 43% of Super Bowl spots involve hits to the groin. #funnyinjuniorhigh #brandbowl
  
• 20:08:05: now #GivePeasAChance is a clever #hashtag
  
• 20:10:05: RT @TIME: Missed a commercial? YouTube is posting them as they air | http://ti.me/gW9sg0 #superbowl
  
• 20:28:17: RT @Mia: I think I'm the only person not watching the #stuporbowl right now. w/e
  
• 20:28:42: RT @MollyMesnick: The BEP should thank slash and usher for halfway saving that performance. Yikes.
  
• 20:30:54: RT @thetruthatheism: #bbcsuperbowl thank jeebus it's over. Someone should add that to the torture list between waterboarding and having ...
  
• 20:31:00: RT @KimKardashian: Wow Black Eyed Peas killed it!!! Fergie looks sooo gorge!
  
• 20:41:15: lower-ranked male baboons resent their status, becoming neurotic, w/high blood pressure and ulcers
  
• 23:24:33: instead of the #superbowl, i watched a movie, #TomSelleck in the 1st #JesseStone mystery, Night Passage
  
• 23:47:11: #GreenBay #Packers’ 4th #superbowl victory, but #BrettFavre was #QB for only 1 of them, despite being there so long
  

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From Twitter 02-05-2011

• 00:18:51: the smaller the #reesecup the larger the percentage of #chocolate to #peanutbutter, no?
  
• 00:47:55: Thank you, happiness, for being measured in friends. and thank you, loneliness, for being measured in cats. –@LateNightJimmy
  
• 01:29:55: dating agency told me “no matches yet. we’ll let you know when someone lowers the bar.”
  
• 11:06:25: @danamo you broil the grapefruit?
  
• 14:32:59: getting a visit w/my neighbor Angie. she just shushed me while she writes something down
  
• 14:34:31: called my college buddy, who's on his way home. he & i were unable to get together cuz of my cold
  
• 20:42:17: @danamo sounds yummy!
  
• 21:07:42: back from my neighbor’s house. had pizza with her & her granddaughters
  
• 21:08:59: Angie is quite a control freak and i get the granddaughters in trouble. she’ll tell Kenz to sit still & then i’ll poke her
  
• 21:41:57: just found out thru facebook that my 1st cousin 1ce removed calls herself an #atheist! yay for her! she’s only about 16 & i had no influence
  
• 22:14:48: “i’ll help you compose a tweet if you like.” who needs help for 140 characters?
  
• 22:16:43: RT @Anomaly100: Reagan raised our taxes 11 times. #teaparty
  
• 22:17:23: RT @neoblaque: Ronald Reagan's federal deficit was greater than every single President before him. COMBINED! #p2 #tcot
  
• 22:38:16: a former associate has friended nearly everyone at our Former Employer’s but i havent asked to friend them…and vice versa : ( #fb
  
• 22:41:25: ah, it must be sweeps month
  

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From Twitter 02-04-2011

• 09:07:35: @michaelwood lol, i had no idea there was any Michael Wood on twitter, i put @ just in case. now football could be interesting
  
• 09:15:33: ♦@HalleBerry is a good-looking woman but i don’t care for her short hair
  
• 12:35:41: sorry @BarbaraWalters, u have it the wrong way around. women go to doctors, men dont
  
• 15:46:56: When the #Titanic sank, there were 3,364 bags of mail and 700-800 parcels onboard, contents forever unknown.
  
• 20:17:27: i usually hear snopes.com pronounced “snowpes” but wikipedia says it’s pronounced “snoops”
  
• 20:32:35: #Sharona getting Varla (Niecy Nash) to sub for her was a severe lapse in judgement #Monk
  
• 21:05:31: RT @DiggsWayne: And all due respect to Claudette Colvin who as a 15 year old refused to give up her seat on a bus in Montgomery, 9 month ...
  
• 21:12:41: “@MzStarrBurst: wow. so i passed my 160,000th tweet without knowing. great.” WOW!
  
• 21:20:45: “@Zidonia: I should have corrected the spelling on that person’s tweet. Wait, is it rude to correct a retweet? #twitter101” i wonder that 2
  
• 21:33:23: funny, #carnationbreakfast, i dont remember *ever* seeing a kid lethargic cuz he skipped breakfast
  
• 21:39:17: @MzStarrBurst maybe your pace has dipped slightly
  
• 22:25:27: #shutup #butterfingers snackerz! why would that southern belle put some in a dish & not offer any to her guest? pretty mean.
  
• 23:12:19: ur ok if u wear a football jersey, but putting on all the pads? that’s too much.
  
• 23:13:26: groundbreaking today for #cincinnati’s #casino was not open to the public. that says something.
  

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From Twitter 02-03-2011

• 00:11:58: ♦@katewalsh i didnt recognize you, but i loved the new Fugitive! too bad it was canceled so fast :(
  
• 00:15:43: @MissAnthropy15 i watch it at 130a, technically the next day #TheDailyShowWithJonStewart
  
• 00:17:12: “@susanorlean: My coauthors http://twitpic.com/3vzj6k” cute kitties!
  
• 00:54:10: i’d like 2 discard the finale of @MediumSeason7 and write a new one. one showing Allison & Joe still going strong in their old age, together
  
• 00:56:08: like the #Monk finale, the @MediumSeason7 finale should have shown that their lives will go on pretty much the same as it had
  
• 01:00:32: i just can’t get into George Lopez or Craig Ferguson
  
• 01:03:48: if #Conan is still doing his show when he’s 60, he’s going to break his ankle jumping on that star at the beginning
  
• 01:06:29: “2 questions: is it safe to send our news anchors over to #Egypt? and how can we get #GlennBeck over there?” –#Conan
  
• 01:09:54: whew, the bald horn player on #Conan overacts like mad, always has
  
• 01:11:45: i hope i’m not coming down with a cold. i have no symptoms other than my inhaler not helping breathing like it usually does
  
• 01:15:01: i feel like i have 10,000 coughs in my lungs wanting to get out
  
• 01:55:21: Scientists do not talk of “boosting” the immune system because this concept is too vague to be of any use. –Dr Steve Novella
  
• 02:01:42: #CedarRapids doesnt look any good
  
• 02:14:07: Researchers may be reluctant to hitch their careers, or funding agencies commit resources, to a treatment that has a dubious reputation.
  
• 04:09:33: just took a shot of 12-year-old scotch. yum!
  
• 04:11:01: sorry, did i say scotch? i meant Nyquil®
  
• 04:12:54: yep, 12-year-old Nyquil®, still tastes as bad as ever
  
• 04:13:09: RT @forces2: Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
  
• 04:14:42: if i have a cold, it’s <b>my first cold in 5 years!</b>
  
• 04:16:33: it’s popular these days to blame someone for giving me a cold, but i honestly cannot figure where i might have got it
  
• 04:21:34: i havent touched a single soul in 4 days, i’ve only talked with counter people since, gas station Tue, Domino’s pizza Mon, McDonalds Sun
  
• 04:22:47: @jenny0101 i looove chicken soup when i have a cold! thanx!
  
• 04:23:27: oh yeah, i went to the Mall Sunday
  
• 04:26:56: last person i actually touched was i got a hug from my lupus neighbor Sunday
  
• 23:29:12: i’ve slept nearly all day. how being sick differs from the way i usually spend my days? i make more effort to stay awake.
  

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From Twitter 02-02-2011

• 02:08:05: is the pleasure of alphabet soup diminished if one is illiterate?
  
• 02:18:39: sorry, #MichelleObama, your “Let’s Move” Program has been tried many times, and all of them failed
  
• 02:34:15: Hall Pass does not look good
  
• 02:37:25: @LindaKennero i wouldnt know mine if she tripped over me with a beer :(
  
• 03:39:43: why was regime-change good enuf for US to act in #Iraq but not in #Egypt?
  
• 03:54:40: @freeplay i agree he wanted so badly to go into Iraq he was scrambling for reasons. like WMD.
  
• 04:01:23: the war between #ATT and #Verizon is almost as fun as #Coke vs #Pepsi
  
• 04:05:25: in our Ice Storm of 2004, the power went out around 430a as i recall
  
• 11:51:01: as far as i know, it’s only 7p in #Cairo, but video from @CNN seems to show it being night
  
• 12:00:41: “@neudesigns: My NordicTrack Treadmill arrived today. Gonna be fun getting the 315 lbs to the basement…@NordicTracklive” 315 lbs‼
  
• 12:10:06: #insight internet’s commercial that shows awards being tossed to the winners is pretty funny
  
• 12:11:59: pro-#Mubarak demonstrators? sure, what dictator doesn’t have a fan club?!
  
• 12:19:55: 2yrs ago #Fox News had no idea where #Egypt is on map: http://is.gd/DxIoYO #jan25 (via @Khaledtron)
  
• 12:21:25: “@octoberthehotti: Holy shit‼‼ For once in my life that groundhog did not see his shadow, whooo hoo, here comes Spring!” any day now!
  
• 18:27:55: just found out my analog cable will lose 3 more channels next month. only 1 i watch regularly, truTV. damn #TimeWarner!
  
• 18:29:51: in the last half-dozen years, my bill has gone up every year, but #TimeWarner has cut several channels & not added a one
  
• 19:48:37: just talked for an hour to my #lupus neighbor Angie on the phone. she’s still recovering from her hospital stay
  
• 20:02:19: @SagDec15 i dont know, i’ll have to check it out. she doesnt do the internet so i’ll tell her about the website. thanx!
  
• 20:22:33: @SagDec15 i’m just a neighbor, not involved in her care. she was diagnosed w/#lupus 42 years ago
  
• 20:44:12: @SagDec15 wow that’s pretty amazing! ur still taking it?
  
• 20:56:10: an East German Olympic swimmer in the 80s was given so much steroids w/o her knowledge that she eventually had to have sex change
  
• 20:56:55: @SagDec15 best wishes to you & your family!
  
• 21:51:55: more energy, as sunshine, hits our planet in 1 hour than we use in a year
  
• 22:15:10: this PBS show, Nova ScienceNow, has Teller talking! tho they agreed not to show his lips moving!
  
• 23:29:45: i wonder if ppl who leave their job “to spend more time with their families” really do
  

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From Twitter 02-01-2011

• 09:52:09: report shows city-wide diet competitions failed. expert said city should build more walking paths & “keep out fast food” instead @HLNTV
  
• 09:53:48: what would it take to get “experts” to consider the possibility that we dont know how to make fat ppl thin?! diet & exercise doesnt work!
  
• 09:58:57: @Zoe_E_W the failure rate is so high, it seems constantly blaming individual ppl is not the only possibility
  
• 10:00:12: @Zoe_E_W or then we should consider why diets dont work. perhaps because they are nearly impossible to maintain in spite of will
  
• 10:03:00: @Zoe_E_W as i’m saying, that’s not the only possible explanation
  
• 10:05:36: @Zoe_E_W we are not a machine. energy balance theory works for cars, for humans not so much
  
• 10:07:54: @Zoe_E_W but a starling number of ppl who do, _don’t_
  
• 10:09:31: @Zoe_E_W so back to my original question: what would it take to admit the theory doesnt work?
  
• 10:10:45: @Zoe_E_W because 70% of americans are dieting at any time, and most of them are very motivated
  
• 10:16:41: @Zoe_E_W it just seems elitist to constantly hector individual ppl
  
• 10:17:32: @Zoe_E_W Junkfood Science: All diets work (wait for the punchline)... http://t.co/fn15ZlH
  
• 10:23:22: @Zoe_E_W surprisingly that has never been proven. now it’s your turn to produce data to back up this claim
  
• 10:25:38: @Zoe_E_W no one knows what we should weigh. if there is a weight where health problems appear, no one knows where that is
  
• 10:27:09: @Zoe_E_W yeah, damn Americans, the most energetic, enterprising country in the world, for being unmotivated
  
• 10:28:03: @Zoe_E_W if you read it, it says ALL diets don’t work. every diet is a fad
  
• 10:28:27: @Zoe_E_W please dont unfollow me
  
• 10:29:11: @Zoe_E_W i dont unfollow ppl just cuz i disagree with them
  
• 10:30:06: @Zoe_E_W what makes you so certain?
  
• 10:32:59: @Zoe_E_W so where’s your facts?
  
• 10:33:49: @Zoe_E_W must be nice to be so certain
  
• 10:35:11: lost another follower who’s absolutely positive it’s your own fault you cant lose weight
  
• 10:37:14: @Zoe_E_W she’s a scientist, cites sources. i’m just an amateur but i’ve read extensively. i have more if you want
  
• 10:40:22: @Zoe_E_W durn, you’re one of my favorite tweeters. maybe u came out of your coma too suddenly
  
• 10:50:07: this isnt accusations of lying, this is peer review, the scientific method
  
• 10:52:51: "@Zoe_E_W: Or you know what? Ufck it. I'm going to look up hair tutorials and do some painting. Ufck that old dude." enjoy!
  
• 10:55:55: _I’m_ not the one that goes around believing in things. i want credible studies
  
• 10:56:40: *sigh*
  
• 11:51:53: i eat from the 5 major food groups every day: cake, cookies, pie, candy, and ice cream
  
• 11:53:53: found out @Zoe_E_W blocked me, just for asking a question. that’s two.
  
• 11:59:41: More Evidence That Diets Don't Work - NYTimes.com http://t.co/njfWDYC
  
• 12:02:29: just walked uptown. ice not bad. i strapped on cleats but i saw a woman walking on high heels, talking on cell phone
  
• 12:24:11: ah, too bad. now i’m depressed
  
• 12:28:05: RT @xomodernmelody: @DeionSanders you're ridiculous. People don't deserve harassment based on what they wear. UNFOLLOW this sexist asshole.
  
• 12:28:37: RT @DeionSanders: http://t.co/S49TkUN H.O.P how u gone sue the jets for discrimination and u at media day in a party dress! #HOP
  
• 14:52:54: @VariantVal ah, i hadnt seen you here for a while
  
• 15:15:57: whenever i click on a link on my #facebook page, the page always moves and i have to click it again #fb
  
• 15:21:26: i don’t care what anyone says #facebook is worth. i wouldn’t give him a billion dollars for it! #fb
  
• 16:00:39: [T]he philosophy underpinning the #obesity crusade has morphed into a policy menu riddled with pseudoscience, politically-correct…→
  
• 16:01:12: ← jargon, and intolerance of dissent and rational debate. #obesity
  
• 16:12:18: @LindaKennero they keep telling us to “keep looking, ur perfect mate is out there.”
  
• 16:19:07: download your favorite tv shows at http://fmtvsite.tumblr.com @fmtvsite
  
• 17:27:47: i doubt i’ll be deserting #twitter for #facebook any time soon. i like the pace of twitter better.
  
• 17:44:28: RT @woshi_kimberly: Never explain -- your friends don't need it, & your enemies won't believe you anyway.-E.Hubbard #quote
  
• 17:44:45: RT @woshi_kimberly: Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. -Isaac Asimov
  
• 17:48:25: RT @richardroeper: Love press conferences where they say dress warm, be careful, avoid driving. If u don't know that, how do u know how ...
  
• 17:51:10: RT @CelluloidBlonde: They can't let Murabak stay. He'll kill every resistance leader in Egypt before September if they do. #jan25
  
• 17:54:35: “@LilHappyHeathen: Someone is on cuddle overload.<3 http://yfrog.com/h7hmolj” lol, good times
  
• 17:56:39: downloading a big torrent, but 1 of the seeders goes offline every evening, so half the files are unavailable :(
  
• 17:59:45: "@DCdebbie: #DearJohn, all rape is an act of violence. Force women to carry this pregnancy to term + you become part of that violence. #HR3"
  
• 18:01:08: RT @CasualWednesday: Yo Hosni. I'm real happy for you. Imma let you finish, but Egypt has one of the best democracy movements of all time.
  
• 18:30:10: "@minijenni: And this is my cat trying to get comfortable on the window sill. #wierdo http://t.co/IkIYlFc" did he manage to stay up there?
  
• 18:31:09: RT @GreenGoddessVV: While 50% of Egyptians live in poverty 40% of Americans do
  
• 18:57:10: #alkaseltzer ad w/karate guy was probably written by someone who knows nothing about #karate
  
• 21:06:33: FRONTLINE: Video: Post Mortem - Death Investigation in America | PBS http://t.co/jsrZVbR via @frontlinepbs
  
• 21:47:15: i think #Cincinnati has cut the #medicalexaminer’s budget a couple times #PostMortem
  
• 21:53:22: i never give my cats any of my food, thus they never beg while i’m eating
  
• 21:54:17: i’m eating pizza while a cat is sound asleep on my lap
  
• 22:02:36: family-values champion #President #RonaldReagan is the only divorced President we’ve ever had
  
• 22:04:40: i have a feeling at least half the non-fiction books in bookstores these days are totally unscientific
  
• 22:06:46: best-selling authors from Dr Phil to Suze Orman, Suzanne Sommers to Dr Oz, write what pops into their heads without doing any research
  
• 22:11:38: @22DanielleM because you’re a tough audience?
  
• 22:14:37: @katieschwartz oh durn. i feel so stooooopid!
  
• 22:17:05: @LaBelleLaide no question!
  
• 22:26:33: i loved @MichaelWood’s PBS documentary _In Search of The Trojan War_ but i’ve never been able to get into any of his other series
  
• 23:19:23: i think my dsl internet on my laptop just went out
  

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From Twitter 01-31-2011

• 09:21:34: i think all 14 of #TigerWoods’ girlfriends need to give him sex. apparently he cant play golf without it
  
• 10:30:47: new nutrition guidelines from govt are unscientific. cutting salt is a worthless measure that has no impact on long-term health,
  
• 10:32:36: 4 out of 5 ppl handle salt just fine. some may spike BP but it’s just temporary
  
• 10:34:12: high #BP, #hypertension, i might point out, is only a symptom, not a disease, not a cause of death
  
• 10:35:19: i swear, #nutritionists wont be satisfied until we’re all eating tasteless mush
  
• 10:36:52: originally, nutritional guidelines were _per week_, not per meal. ur body is good enuf to easily handle transgressions
  
• 10:38:31: you simply do not get bad #health prospects from 1 high-fat meal…or even a couple per week
  
• 10:40:21: i go #shopping just to get out of the house. i’m on a #budget, an austerity plan, but i dont usually spend much, a few bucks here & there
  
• 10:44:30: yest at #Borders i found a hard cover book full of non-post-it #stickynotes! white 4x3 vertical ruled, very sticky! 200 for $3! fantastic!
  
• 10:45:37: i used 1 of those #stickynotes to write down all the books i talked myself out of :(
  
• 10:46:57: i was away from home 7hrs, spent maybe 3½ hrs driving, listening to the oldies radio station
  
• 10:49:02: the oldies station in 3½ non-contiguous hrs played 3 songs by #JacksonBrowne and 2 by the #DoobieBrothers
  
• 11:27:07: this next #winter #storm is supposed to miss us. it’s even supposed to hit #Cincinnati harder than this town 55mi due east
  
• 11:29:01: i dont approve of setting social policy w/#taxes. it makes taxes a punishment rather than a citizen’s duty
  
• 11:30:40: it also makes those very bad habits into a status symbol. “ooh, she’s rich enuf to afford #marlboros!”
  
• 11:33:26: smoking is definitely bad for me…but it’s not the riskiest thing i’m going to do today. taking a bath, climbing stairs, driving a car…
  
• 11:34:20: smoking may–or may not–kill me in a decade or 3, but taking a bath, climbing stairs, driving a car may kill me today
  
• 11:57:06: just stupid, @cnn, ur spending more time asking us to vote for stories we want to see than it would take to show them all
  
• 11:59:13: #NicoleKidman has too much to do to waste time being pregnant, she delegated that chore
  
• 12:00:56: most of the time someone on tv says “aaawkwaaard” for laffs, it really wasnt
  
• 12:15:54: this town don’t look good in snow
  
• 18:09:06: my brother called me to chat while he was stuck in traffic. that’s unusual.
  
• 18:10:42: we had gabbed for a ½hr when he “bumped into somebody”. we were still connected but his end was silent so i hung up
  
• 18:19:13: ok my bro called back. he bumped a lady’s car in the back. seemed no damage to her car, his license plate was knocked off
  
• 18:20:48: he does not think he was distracted by the phone call :)
  
• 18:22:02: finally #JohnBoehner said something i agree with! when asked if he’s going to quit smoking, he said “Leave me alone.”
  
• 18:29:17: i wonder why #SkylineChili is emphasizing speed in it’s tv & radio ads. if it’s as fast as #fastfood, it’s only cuz the waitress isnt busy.
  
• 18:29:39: @nathicana okay, let’s!
  
• 18:51:57: i’ve heard several #muslim commentators say the vast majority of muslims are not violent & don’t hate #America
  
• 18:53:45: these #MiddleEast demonstrations seem to be mostly non-violent and not especialy anti-American
  
• 18:55:58: this coming storm predicted to hit 33 states, 1/3 of the population, possibly the baddest storm ever
  
• 19:02:05: i think #Mubarak should resign if only because it’s a basic human right to be able to choose your own dictator
  
• 19:08:40: hey @VariantVal, where’d you go?
  
• 22:04:08: my PBS is showing 2 documentaries, “The Greely Expedition” & “The Donner Party”, 2 times when winter weather caused cannibalism
  

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