- 00:09:21: fine print on Jenny Craig ad says ""you add fresh fruit, vegetables, and dairy." so if u don't, will u lose even more weight?
- 01:40:14: i guess i'll go to bed a little early
- 13:53:58: #shutup geico! can that hispanic sportscaster make any sport exciting, even chess? the answer is “no”
- 13:55:49: RT @JoyVBehar: BP says the well is contained and no more oil is spewing out. Now, if only that same technology could be used on Mel Gibs ...
- 13:57:27: @66Betty i had gym last period, the coach must have been tired cuz we played dodge ball every day!
- 14:00:32: that ain’t gonna happen! RT @LeeLeePotatoes I’m not in the mood for men today. Don’t bother me. Don’t even look at me.
- 14:01:38: •@MarleeMatlin is Reasonable Doubt ever coming out on dvd?
- 15:15:09: left home to walk uptown but found a neighbor less than 100ft from my house to visit
- 15:16:32: now i'm being drafted to drive the neighbor's daughter to the store
- 15:18:39: @davesib cool! how's elaine doing?
- 15:42:44: the neighbor had found 5 cases of beer in a dumpster, presumably expired, so he offered me some. i had 2
- 15:45:07: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
- 15:46:32: drinking 2 cold beers on an empty stomach was not a good idea
- 16:05:32: downloading via torrent a very old tv show that has not been released on dvd yet, don’t really know where it comes from
- 16:07:48: •@jawaj52 @MurderNovels thanx for the #FF!
- 16:09:10: so it turns out the neighbor’s daughter had actually been recruited to buy Little Kings for my lupus neighbor
- 16:10:46: my lupus neighbor called me last night w/bizarre news. she went to the memorial for her friend who had died of ovarian cancer…
- 16:11:42: when she found out that a classmate of that friend who had come for the memorial had been found dead that morning!
- 16:13:53: the classmate, Bonita, of the friend, Regina, were both 45 or so. Bonita’s death is being investigated as a drug overdose
- 16:15:19: Bonita was staying in Regina’s house, and that’s where her body was found! Regina didnt die at home, she was in hospice
- 16:17:00: just got a letter from unemployment saying my benefits are about to run out, but they are there to help me find a job
- 16:18:52: when i ask someone for a job, or a date, i’m not sure which i’m more afraid of: them saying “no”…or saying “yes”
- 16:20:40: @Jamberta yeah, two 45yr-olds dying in less than a week!
- 16:33:30: @Jamberta yep, very tragic
- 16:43:31: i sneeze a dozen times a day for no reason
- 16:53:26: RT @GoodGrief71 Despicable Me - Clever dialogue & laughs throughout with twinges of melancholy & even a warm tear toward the end. Must see!
- 16:55:23: it works! RT @film_girl Sending a test tweet from the Samsung Captivate Galaxy S smartphone.
- 16:59:09: i call his movie The Passion of Mel Gibson
- 17:07:57: when women campaign for husbands in prison, they usually end up disappointed, 4x winnie mandela & joan baez
- 18:05:19: Dayton PBS station shows a japanese news prgm every day, Newsline, but the soundtrack is way off from the video (lip sync error)
- 18:08:38: •@jodotcom @Juliabureeu thanx for the #FF!
- 18:27:27: humans have been around for what, 200,000yrs, yet newspeople think they need to tell us to drink water when it’s hot
- 19:49:10: @skwirl42 the humans too stupid to drink when they are thirsty better be on an IV
- 19:53:08: •@22DanielleM enjoy your pancakes!
- 20:12:34: •@WongoWoman and another episode of Eureka!
- 20:14:11: @ang__c *crickets chirping*
- 21:48:04: use me till u use me up! RT @EpicQwerty So, who will be my next victim (boyfriend)?
- 22:03:03: if i drink a pop while sitting in my recliner, i won’t burp until i get up–even if it’s an hour later. my posture must keep in all that CO2
- 22:06:27: i hear it happens all the time RT @wagnerofficial Is it strange that I am HUNGRY‼
- 22:14:53: •@VeronikaG i think i’ve seen all your tweets: late 30s-early 40s, sex drive, stabby, ice queen, susan sarandon
- 22:16:30: phooey! RT @BuckeyezBest McDonald’s now offering free WiFi?? The only thing they offer that won’t kill you
- 22:20:45: @VeronikaG Dangerous is my middle name!
- 22:25:22: •@VeronikaG too bad ur not looking for single men in their late 50s cuz i know for a fact they exist!
- 22:30:49: i love steam locomotives! RT @KyeLani is it sad that i’m excited to see a real live working steam train today?
- 22:33:11: @VeronikaG all the women my age that i meet seem older than me!
- 22:35:49: RT @OTOOLEFAN: G.W. Bush spent 977 days on vacation while POTUS. That's almost the same number of days JFK was President.
- 22:43:37: •@KyeLani my dad is too! i got him dvds about steam locomotives for christmas last year! enjoy!
- 22:46:13: @22DanielleM u mean u expect conversation?
- 22:50:16: i can’t decide whether being called “a tool” is a good thing or a bad thing
- 22:52:53: •@22DanielleM me too, i say “i’ll follow u if ur chatty”. u have a nice weekend too!
- 22:56:20: RT @TwistedTaffy: OMG my gran accidentally takes a sip of my decaf coffee, spits it everywhere and yells "what the fuck is this shit?" s ...
- 22:58:24: @KellyLove i dont know, i try to figure it out in context & it’s not always said as an insult
- 23:03:48: lol! RT @jenny0101 holy shit…Michele Bachmann is on with Sean Hannity. This is the vortex of douche I warned you about.
- 23:05:57: @KellyLove nobody’s ever called me a tool, somebody just said it on Jay Leno. but now i know, just in case
- 23:08:47: •@KellyLove it’s like it used to be said of old actors that they “chew the scenery”, i coiuld never decide if that was an insult
- 23:11:17: @KyeLani he would die! i’m sure if he’s ever riden in a steam locomotive it’s been decades ago
- 23:23:56: @WongoWoman i love it too! this season they finally have something happen that isnt undone by the end of the episode!
- 23:38:37: •@pribbibility @dknj727 my college roommate wrote in a paper “it’s a doggy dog world” never having heard a “dog eat dog world”
- 23:43:07: @pribbibility after that he had me proofread all his papers! he also didnt know how to spell samwich. he was smart enuf, just didnt know
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