- 00:22:13: dont know if this tweet will go thru. i havent been able to get new tweets on my phone, webpg wont load on laptop all night
- 00:24:04: downloading torrent for 2-1/2 days, 1% left to go
- 00:31:56: 15min ago my torrent was getting speeds of 20kB/s and frequently falling offline, now in the home stretch getting top speed over 140
- 00:51:31: torrent done! halleluah!
- 00:59:10: i love the dogs on the beneful and chef michael dog food commercials
- 01:18:33: i need to get some Latisse and put it on my bald spot
- 11:42:44: i won’t pay 1 penny more for the “organic” label
- 11:49:12: my neighbor is still not home. she has not been seen by anyone around here since friday.
- 11:56:26: local news reported that 4 common exercise machines overestimated calories burned, stairclimber by 150% (10kcal/min vs. 4 actual)
- 13:43:16: my neighbor finally came home. she had gone w/a friend to Kentucky
- 13:45:37: walking uptown on this hot day
- 15:20:35: back home. walked uptown for a frozen coke, a quick hug from my neighbor, and an hr-long chat w/2 classmates’ mother
- 15:22:43: e-books now outsell paper books at amazon. that says something but i’m not sure what
- 15:24:20: @MyNeuroticLife ok then, buying “organic” doesn’t make cents!
- 15:27:00: i about combed my ear off this morning
- 15:28:20: while i was chatting, i was standing in the sun, i think i sunburned my forehead again
- 15:30:22: i dont want noise-canceling headphones cuz i dont think my music is more important than the real world
- 15:35:22: lindsay lohen is talented? don’t u actually have to make a couple of good movies before ppl start saying that?
- 15:37:32: cuz time keeps on slippin into the future RT @22DanielleM Can any1 tell me why, at 4:35am, I am awake? Any good reason will do, people.
- 15:41:53: hitting a woman w/a child in her arms is bad but so is hitting a woman who isnt holding a child
- 15:56:33: @22DanielleM could be worse, i couldve said:the sun’ll come up tomorrow, betchure boittom dollar that tomorrow…
- 15:59:04: @22DanielleM that *was* good acting!
- 16:00:49: she’s got some good ones! RT @ateisten @dynama Where I’m from, “talented” means “has big boobs".
- 16:02:19: •@MyNeuroticLife my compatriots would say “penny” is American, “pence” is British, no?
- 16:04:21: so he gets extra points for difficulty RT @ateisten @dynama But it’s more difficult if the baby is in the way.
- 16:13:02: @22DanielleM i can just picture u belting out that tune at 5 in the morning!
- 16:40:08: @MyNeuroticLife not to be argumentative, here the denom is cents but the coin is a penny, plural pennies.
- 16:41:30: @MyNeuroticLife things cost, say, “2 dollars & 13 cents” but u can save up ur pennies to pay for it
- 16:43:49: @MyNeuroticLife in the good ol’ days, “penny candy” actually only cost a penny. we all would say “i wouldnt spend a penny…” on something
- 17:01:52: gawd! a guy died today falling into a septic tank! what a disgusting way to go!
- 17:06:17: @npcforfun u got that right! lol
- 17:14:07: i think i need a chalupa
- 17:17:43: i miss the zesty chicken border bowl at taco bell
- 17:21:22: •@AlohaArleen i get tweets from several girls whose avi is their fave male tennis player, very confusing
- 17:24:05: @AlohaArleen all they ever tweet about is tennis! they are clearly women who have hots for rafa or roger or nolo &c
- 17:27:10: commercial just showed a man using stuff to wash his hair & body with & even shave with…& it showed him shaving his chest!
- 18:01:46: I'm at Taco Bell (North High Street, Fenner Ln, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/cIOB4J
- 18:05:05: say @VariantVal when i 1st started following u, u were mad for chalupas. has ur passion for them cooled? u dont mention them any more
- 18:06:08: thunderstorm starting here. i unplugged my puta before leaving
- 18:13:45: "'Drive-Thru Diet' is not a weight-loss program." right, it's just marketing, & deceptive at that
- 18:15:55: lightning scares me a little cuz i think that'd be the worst possible epitaph 4 an Atheist: i knew an Atheist but he was struck by lightning
- 18:16:33: coming down pretty hard here. lights flickered
- 18:28:03: thunderstorm tried to sucker me out by letting up for a few minutes but i wasnt fooled
- 18:30:58: @nuckingfutsmama lol just what is the job description of a ninja anyway?
- 18:38:41: taco bell's urinal is at the perfect height to splash back on me
- 19:01:50: i keep hearing jokes about beer in blue aluminum bottles but i've never seen any. walmart doesnt have any
- 19:48:54: did u hear the one about the woman that backed in to the propeller of an airplane? disaster.
- 20:05:05: RT @philothea_ks: Courtney just suggested I get a banana to fill the void LOL I love her!!! If you dont know @MzStarrBurst off twitter u ...
- 20:06:34: me too‼ welcome back! RT @MzStarrBurst My overwhelmption is on a hundred. Thousand. Trillion right now.
- 20:08:40: lol, u still got it! RT @MzStarrBurst Gave him a salty dollar. I don’t know why there’s so much spilt salt in my purse.
- 20:39:20: @MzStarrBurst hi! how was your vacay from twitter? while u were missing, ur tweet count went down for several days to 3,200 but it’s back
- 20:42:35: mmm RT @Ms_Lovelle: @TheNakedHustler I remember when you said to let your breasts run under cold water for the last 5 mins of your shower.
- 20:54:40: the 1st written citation of “unfriend” as a verb dates to 1659
- 21:13:55: i luv tweets about perky titties! RT @TheNakedHustler You’re just mad because my titties are perky.
- 21:19:35: You only live twice–once when ur born, once when u look death in the face RT @TheNakedHustler “You only live twice".
- 21:22:31: @22DanielleM The Phantom Of The Opera is now inside your mind…
- 21:24:36: CamiSecret: a girlie version of what men used to call a dickey
- 21:38:34: @22DanielleM Sing once again with me, our strange duet. My power over you grows stronger yet. And though you turn from me to glance behind…
- 21:44:36: •@brittfromcle “don’t let my glad expression give you the wrong impression, cause really I’m sad, oh I’m sadder than sad” #lyrics
- 21:51:58: @TwistedTaffy u extrapolate that just from his press conferences & interviews?
- 21:57:22: another of my pet peeves is ppl who mistake being wrong for lying. “oops, i lied, LA is not the capital of California.”
- 22:02:29: •@brittfromcle yep, smokey. i googled urs too–The Used? no i dont get emo very often. ur lyrics just reminded me of Tears of a Clown
- 22:05:23: •@Lilykily u say there’s a moment when ur drinking at which u’d be okay with dying & then it passes?
- 22:07:41: •@MzStarrBurst well, i hope you are back! twitter is much too quiet without you
- 22:09:58: @brittfromcle somehow i ended up being an oldies expert, nearly everything reminds me of a song
- 22:13:31: just before i turned 14, i shoplifted my very 1st issue of Playboy, May 1966. the Playmate of the Year in that issue died last mo, age 68
- 22:16:15: @brittfromcle i cant get into rap, tho hiphop is ok. dont like country much. i like to listen to oldies radio cuz i know all the songs.
- 22:20:58: #shutup ch. 5! p90x workouts will NOT cure muscular dystrophy
- 22:25:07: @Lilykily whoa! that’s interesting! i guess i dont drink enuf
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