- 00:17:19: @BrunnaRae i was actually marveling about how few Jen Aniston movies are any good. the only one i recognized was Office Space
- 01:32:35: most serial killer stories on tv use signature moves like, say, cutting victim’s hair, so all his victims can be easily identified
- 01:33:57: …and the detectives almost never wonder what the signature moves actually mean, or why he does it…
- 01:35:53: clearly, if the murderer didnt have any signature moves, the mystery would be harder to solve
- 01:38:48: i got some groceries today, but neglected to get any snacks, salty or sweet, except yogurt. walmart was out of lots of things!
- 01:40:39: walmart cashier asked if i found everything i was looking for, seemed surprised when i said “no”
- 01:42:56: walmart was out of store-brand hot dog and burger buns, mini-cinnamon rolls, & sour cream+onion chips
- 01:45:41: so i may have to go back to the store, tho i dont think my unemploymt benefits will resume this week
- 01:53:43: a real-world friend @davesib has been primary companion of a 96yr-old neighbor, but today that neighbor was taken away, probably for good
- 02:06:15: more US soldiers died in 2009 from non-combat causes than war–ABC News
- 02:09:50: doesnt look good for Charles Rangel, report on him was scathing
- 02:28:52: big ppl look somewhat silly playing ukuleles
- 02:42:24: #shutup justformen! the dad would be a really good catch for someone even if he didnt color his hair
- 10:23:14: I don’t need your sh*t today, you’re pathetic in your own way –Godsmack #randomlyrics
- 10:24:10: RT @Syfy: I'm giving away 11 SYFY T-SHIRTS & A COMIC CON BAG to someone who RTs this note by 5pm on 7/30 - http://twitpic.com/27m7lt
- 10:25:49: how much sledge could a sledgehammer hammer if a sledgehammer could hammer sledge?
- 12:30:28: .@Hot_tober my benefits only expired last week, i dont know they will resume
- 12:32:26: @Hot_tober i’m lucky at my age not to have much gray but i find the emphasis on youthful appearance disturbing
- 18:06:23: if i generally declined to watch Larry King, i’ll refuse to watch his replacement Piers Morgan
- 19:12:12: these episodes of Eureka in the alternate timeline are amusing, but i have 2 believe they’ll get back to normal & then these’ll be imaginary
- 19:50:24: RT @TheWritersDen: So, how many RT's does it take, really, for something like E= MC Hammer to trend?
- 20:12:20: idiot #subaru ad, clearly the kid didnt “do ur best”, it took winning to validate his total lack of effort
- 20:15:20: isnt that the Two-and-a-Half Men kid in the #subaru ad? that’s how old that ad is
- 20:27:45: @HelloMocha @YoungKidE ur both high! everything at McDonalds is delicious! good & good for u!
- 20:34:06: .@Jamberta u mean Germ likes u in a tight shirt?
- 20:38:54: @Jamberta of course he does! ♥♥♥
- 20:53:03: @brittfromcle boring, eh?
- 20:56:14: @brittfromcle we could not be as boring as jersey shore!
- 21:23:31: #shutup McDonalds! $2.29 is too much for just a drink, even if it’s a fruit smoothie
- 21:25:25: yeah, Progressive’s Flo, ppl getting carried away “happens to you all the time”…especially in bed!
- 21:40:58: gawd, the woman on the Nationwide Cartopia commercial is gorgeous!
- 21:48:24: RT @elizapi jesus on a cracker ←- lol!
- 21:56:43: i don’t believe Flashpoint has been on 3 seasons
- 22:10:50: everyone acts like u shouldnt drive if u’ve had even 1 drink, so the legal limit is effectively zero
- 22:22:24: “wonder when our jobs go?” yeah, right, Republicans, soon Gov Strickland will drive out every single job in Ohio
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