From Twitter 07-18-2010

• 00:47:55: #shutup motrin pm! i’m excellent at making my tasks take only 1 day
  
• 00:50:40: @Jamberta we did just have some thunder & lightning but it didnt cool down very much
  
• 03:36:04: @skirrid i love peanut butter, have several jars of a honey roast p.b. that is really hitting the spot at the mo
  
• 10:35:40: breakfast done, just leaving (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 10:37:10: #shutup about drinking before ur thirsty! next u'll be saying scratch before it itches and sneeze before it tickles
  
• 10:38:19: actually *real* physiology experts think our thirst mechanism works pretty good
  
• 10:41:21: @skirrid there was an effort to sell flavored p.b. a number of yrs ago here. i may still have an old jar of chocolate silk
  
• 12:12:39: i dont usually spill/drop stuff but i just dropped my McD yogurt putting it in the frig. that's 2 this week
  
• 13:56:47: I just became the mayor of Big Lots on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/b3O8RW
  
• 13:56:47: I'm at Big Lots (359 Miamisburg Centerville Rd, Miller Farm Ln, Centerville). http://4sq.com/b3O8RW
  
• 15:06:13: 20% off everything at this Big Lots so i got More Of The Same: 7 of 1 thing, 5 of another, and 3 of another
  
• 15:20:54: I'm at Office Depot (2691 Miamisburg Centerville Road, St Rt 725, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/9kUFfS
  
• 15:40:53: I just became the mayor of Office Max on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/anvsp0
  
• 15:40:53: I'm at Office Max (8341 Springboro Pike, St Rt 741, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/anvsp0
  
• 16:10:51: pretty good day, in spite of spilling my yogurt. sq bottles, 2 new colors of labeling tape, 1hr convo w/Mom & Dad
  
• 17:51:56: @EmReturns well, i always open a pkg or 2 but u are correct, i get more so i can hoard them
  
• 18:21:35: lol! RT @EmReturns @DyNama That’s so cute, you’re like a stationery squirrel.
  
• 18:23:30: •@EmReturns the funny thing is i prob use fewer post-its than a reg person. i almost never finish off a pad cuz i’ve got 100 to choose from
  
• 18:25:01: •@EmReturns plus, i used to have a good memory and i still try to memorize things
  
• 18:26:15: •@EmReturns and while i’m unemployed, i think i have fewer things to keep track of
  
• 18:35:04: phooey, relationships that start on a movie or tv set almost never last–they are still acting
  
• 18:36:16: •@Mrs_Skwirl42 i thot it got good reviews, no?
  
• 18:50:41: switching to something else? RT @Jamberta Tonight I am drinking my last beers for a while.
  
• 18:53:57: •@Jamberta Couch to 5K says to ease into running gradually, maybe u should ease off of drinking gradually too
  
• 19:04:01: as they say, the difference betw men & boys is the price of their toys RT @VeronikaG Never! RT @blueholly: do boys ever grow up?
  
• 19:06:03: •@Mrs_Skwirl42 i’ve not only not dealt w/my own mortality, i havent even dealt w/my parents’ mortality yet
  
• 19:15:33: .@skirrid Jif Chocolate Silk Smooth Sensations http://twitpic.com/26mzf4
  
• 19:26:49: @Mrs_Skwirl42 me too!
  
• 19:29:26: •@skirrid as far as i know, Jif Smooth Sensations, in choc, apple cinn, and berry flavors, were discontinued in 2002
  
• 19:55:53: @goddessladyj http://twitpic.com/26j8bq - cuties! i luv cats!
  
• 19:59:35: time for an Agatha Christie Hercule Poirot mystery!
  
• 20:01:36: •@godlessgirl i saw that last week. it was good but Poirot was rather grim
  
• 21:27:44: Poirot - Third Girl was pretty good
  
• 21:56:32: friends, i’ve come down with a serious malady that has me very worried. yes, i have unemployment fever
  
• 21:57:58: the fact is that i worked nearly every day for 36 years, but after 9 months of unemployment, i’m not sure i can do it any more
  
• 22:02:37: i’ve gotten too used to doing what i want when i want. havent set my alarm clock once, i eat supper @ midnite, some days i dont get dressed
  
• 22:04:37: unfortunately my state unemployment benefits run out this week. i need ideas how to get income without working
  
• 22:06:16: would u all buy me lottery tickets? i’ll pay back the dollar out of my winnings.
  
• 22:08:46: •@jamiestarlynn i’m just a few years from retirement, and i’m just not in the mood to work any more
  
• 22:12:15: @Breathless74 i would be eternally grateful!
  
• 22:17:27: @jamiestarlynn when i was laid off last Oct after 30½ yrs at the job, i had 11 weeks of vacation coming! the job i lost was what i love
  
• 22:19:32: @Breathless74 i can see where you get your wisdom.
  
• 22:23:44: @jamiestarlynn i did luv my job, thot i’d been looking for it 10yrs before it was invented, but still have to admit it was an inconvenience
  
• 22:28:09: aw, poor baby. hope u get to feeling better soon RT @jamiestarlynn Sick + can’t sleep = miserable.
  
• 22:31:29: •@BuckeyezBest you’re miserable? @jamiestarlynn headache?
  
• 22:33:50: what was the song justin timberlake was singing when he ripped off janet jackson’s bra? lyrics “have u naked by the end of this song”
  
• 22:35:59: i want to be someone’s #beastie RT @Breathless74 @QuackityQ @VeronikaG
  
• 22:40:58: •@Breathless74 oh, #bestie, i misread it
  
• 22:42:28: if the Democratic congress votes me more unemployment benefits, they get my vote in 2012
  
• 22:48:10: as in Beauty & the Beast RT @QuackityQ @Breathless74 @VeronikaG I think he literally meant #beastie
  
• 23:26:36: shovels & garbage bags is too low-tech a way to clean up the gulf’s beaches for my taste
  
• 23:30:08: has Jennifer Anniston made a single good movie?
  

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