Daily Tweets (Loudtwitter)

• 00:12 FMtvsite Tumblr Has Been Suspended, Moving To Wordpress: t.co/jS7Cd9f #
• 00:13 @CherylGallion lol! #
• 00:15 i think @LisaKudrow is a doll! and delightfully wacky! #
• 00:17 @CherylGallion i dont hate the Russian guy as much as i hate the boxer. that's the best i can do! #
• 00:21 @CherylGallion sometimes i pay more attention to the commercials than the tv show, lol! #!
• 00:23 next season, #Mike&Molly lose 100s of lbs but wear #fatsuits to keep the jokes going #
• 00:30 @CherylGallion the ad w/the russian guy was one where i couldnt remember what the product was! there are lots of those #
• 00:38 whoosh, @NatashaBedingfield 's dancing around on fantastic spike heels on #JayLeno! #
• 00:42 @Doreenhollnd well, that presumes she actually did it, no? but i wouldnt think just killing 1 person, albeit ur own daughter, would qualify #
• 00:43 @Doreenhollnd i mean! if she were a sociopath wouldnt she kill more ppl, or at least be mea n to them? #
• 01:08 "if you've been kidding yourself about high #cholesterol, stop." but dont kid yourself about #Lipitor either #
• 02:01 #DistrictOfColumbia was not supposed to come from just 1 state to avoid favoritism but #Virginia took their part back #
• 02:02 so #DistrictOfColumbia was taken solely from #Maryland #
• 02:33 to say "don't hold your breath" does not in any way say there is a reason *to* hold your breath #
• 03:31 too bad both anchors of @abcWNN just went overbrd denouncing modern life in favor of old pleasures, joining the ran! ks of fuddy-duddies #
• 03:46 @PickledLlama aw, you unfollowed me. we've been following since the last episodes of Medium #
• 03:47 nonsense, @abcWNN. @PeggyBunker does not need to diet, and @siebergd does not need to cut back on technology. #
• 03:55 @badwebsites friend keeps sending me google+ invites but my google apps doesnt yet work with it #
• 04:07 once & for all, know that it's the last 3 #Republican #Presidents that have generated the most public debt #
• 04:12! "@Tim_in_CT: @DyNama COL D BEER ‼" ◊ BEDTIME‼ lol #
• 04:16 @Tim_in_CT okay, just one COLD BEER, then bedtime! #
• 04:19 i've abandoned my ever-popular flea circus in favor of a bedbug circus #
• 04:29 several times in the past week i go to bed, wake up w/a vivid dream in about 3/4hrs, then go back to sleep after a few min #
• 12:05 i'm at the bank trying to get an ATM card that works #
• 12:57 the amount of #melanin in a human's skin tells you almost nothing about them #
• 13:00 i despise jokes about kicking men in the nards. they are not funny. ever. #
• 13:11 @LHopeD they'll both search every golf course in the country! #
• 13:15 @LHopeD that's no more or less proven than that her mother did it. the tape wasnt even proved relevant #
• 13:47 my college buddy just found an old college friend so i wrote him an email some 37yrs since i last talked to him! #
• 14:48 Mr President, will any Wall St ppl ever be held accountable for the economic meltdown? #askobama #
• 15:12 ok #swiffer i can buy the premise that dus t can talk on a commercial, but dont pretend the lady hears something while dusting, that's dumb #
• 15:13 #shutup #metamucil! fiber can in fact only do 1 thing & it's ur commercial that is what i like to call "wrong" #
• 17:09 i think i'd like to print up a silicone wristband to commemorate a friend. it'll say "Don't Worry - Be Happy" #
• 17:12 it won't have his name on it cuz i think that's mindnumbing, making ppl who didnt know him memorialize him (eh, Susan G Komen?) #
• 17:13 i think i'll make it a green glow-in-the-dark wristband #
• 17:27 "i can't say that, Jeffrey. My mouth is too small." #
• 18:06 my wallpaper is the wonderful @CarlyFoulkes, spokeswoman for #T-Mobile, in a bikini! twitpic.com/5m8175 #
• 18:09 twitpic.com/5m8175 - (i cut out some of the background, resize, and tile the pic for my wp) #
• 23:17 i generally won't support charities that contain someone's name in the title #
• 23:35 ordered 2 sandwiches at @McDonalds & realized i just wasnt hungry. so i've got 2 sandwiches for the microwave #

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