Daily Tweets (Loudtwitter)

• 00:01 "Lol @DyNama "Buy this it will make you happy" disclaimer: Happiness varies from user to user."--@DarlaV ◊ your mileage may vary! #
• 00:23 @octoberthehotti she would need a new business plan #
• 01:53 "Don't let your dude piston become limp and weak. Give your male ardor extra energy, using the world-known product!" ―spam email #
• 02:18 @uglycutie lol i'd get hard if i had $200 #
• 02:22 i'd much rather be macro than micro #
• 02:28 if there were a constitutional amendmt to balance the budget, would even war & disasters have to fit into the budget? #
• 02:32 i didn't recognize Jenna Fischer cuz i don't watch The Office but she's a cutie! she was in the Rosie the Riveter ep of Cold Case #
• 12:39 tea party friend told me #china has 92% of world gold reserves "Gold reserve - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" j.mp/r6GXT9 #
• 12:44 capping #federal #spending at 18% is absolutely totally arbitrary. that actually makes no allowance for paying off the debt! #
• 13:19 「G+ Still Full Of Not Getting Socia! l.」 "No Pseudonyms Allowed: Is Google Plus's Real Name Policy A Good Idea?" j.mp/pQXVd1 #
• 13:49 #StephenColbert is actually a genius, and #TCR is incredibly funny! #
• 15:14 nearly every complaint old ppl have about young ppl is actually a failing of the old ppl #
• 15:15 my name's DyNama and I'm a twitterholic. Sending G+ posts to twitter - j.mp/prOIvB #
• 16:02 @LHopeD Linda, have you seen Dance Moms on Lifetime? #
• 16:15 i am only 11months older than my brother. any of u have even fewer days between siblings? #
• 16:22 @davesib that's still pretty close. ur the 2nd youngest? #
• 16:23 @davesib so have u heard anything about google's social network, google+? #
• 16:56 i found the name of that actor: Kevin McCorkle. he's probable done 100 commercials, Lowe's, Plavix, Lipitor, Bob Evans, Aspen Dental &c #
• 16:58 Kevin McCorkle had a recurring role on #ColdCase, that's the tv series i was trying to remember @KevinMcCorkle #
• 17:00 Re using a pseudonym: g+ says of course they'd have no problem ! with Samuel Clemens using "Mark Twain" but they wouldn't lik e "authordude88". #
• 17:28 Benita Robledo - t.co/8ajaRXB this goddess was in 7 eps of #GossipGirl but her char not mentioned in any of the synopses #
• 19:17 when i enter a room, i don't turn on a light. i turn off the dark. #
• 19:42 why should i care that #LauraIngram has written a book? #
• 19:51 1 irritating thing about #Extra, the #hollywood gossip show, is that they pick out some dopey celebs as if they can change peoples' lives #
• 19:56 #Extra calls them #Lifechangers "which one is going to inspire you to chang! e your life?" pathetic. #
• 20:55 @JennyJohnsonHi5 Leno said the toughest part about the divorce for Marc Anthony is leaving her behind #
• 21:13 hmmm, looks good! i'll bite! - a.ly/bh #
• 21:16 →"use of smokeless tobacco — snuff, chew, e-cigs, & dissolvable tobacco — is growing at a rate of about 7%/yr, accordi…" j.mp/ouUGgS #
• 21:30 scientists measuring fingers and penises - my kind of science! a.ly/bk #
• 21:31 just caught a praying mantis in my house and threw him ou t #
• 21:34 url shortener #a.ly has a list of the last 10 links shortened…but they just gave me the top one! they reassigned it to my link, i think #
• 21:35 i visited my truck driver neighbor last night, but he was drinking beer & cinnamon snapps & eventually threw up #
• 21:37 i visited w/his wife terri for a little while after he went to bed till she said it was time to go #
• 21:42 ur risk of #skincancer does *not* vary directly w/ur amount of sun exposure. if it did, it'd be farmers & construction ppl getting it #
• 21:43 therefore ur sun/sunburn hi! story is worthless for predicting ur risk of #skincancer #
• 22:20 Depression is more common than AIDS cancer & diabetes combined; nearly 400,000 ppl attempt suicide in the US every year a.ly/bn #
• 22:25 #Suicide is more common among whites in the U.S. than blacks, Asians, or Hispanics. a.ly/bn #
• 22:25 @royorbs3 you have depression or aids? #
• 22:35 heavy people almost never commit suicide #
• 22:37 @royorbs3 i dont bla! me u for being depressed then, but glad ur doing okay #
• 22:41 i dont believe any "all natural" cure for things like baldness or libido cuz i'm sure they've all been tried over the last cpl centuries #
• 23:08 1 cost of being a christian @GoComics t.co/zw3HWVA #atheist #humor #

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