Daily Tweets (Loudtwitter)

• 00:02 @dazzleeyes say, whatever happened to college? are you out for the summer? #
• 00:10 calling @MzStarrburst! #
• 01:22 i give websites a disposable email address from spamgourmet.com. i've created 200! it's also a great list of websites i've been to. #
• 01:39 so is the blonde on the nice 'n easy #commercials #AngelaKinsey from the #TheOffice? #niceneasy #
• 03:11 at #Wilmington is probably #Ohio 's newest bridge as they straighten SR73 to bypass the town #
• 10:58 #CaseyAn! thony made up a name for a imaginary #nanny only to find there really is a woman by that name! Zounds! #
• 11:00 good thing #CaseyAnthony didnt choose the name Jane Smith for her imaginary #nanny–she'd have lawsuits out the yin-yang! #
• 11:04 "@DyNama also did you know the 2 homes next to caylee's grave site, their last names are Zenaida and Gonzalez...?!!! wow?!"--@cowlovely #
• 11:04 @cowlovely now that's amazing! #
• 11:11 i'd let #CaseyAnthony hide in my house! but i wouldnt let her play with my kids. </joke> #
• 11:12 @cowlovely she had pretty specific details when she gave out the name on the jailhouse phone #
• 11:13 i want proof that #Zenaida really *wasnt* #CaseyAnthony 's babysitter #
• 11:14 @cowlovely maybe even just subconsciously #
• 11:17 let's stop talking about #chloroform. that's a red herring #CaseyAnthony #
• 11:21 #shutup #metamucil! "it's the only leading fiber supplement with psyllium." actually it's the only one *left* with psyllium. #
• 11:23 @JudyA_LA i didnt know she fessed up to any lies! #
• 11:27 "@CastleArtDept Welcome to Twitter. Castle is my favorite show!"--@JudyA_LA ◊ mine too! #
• 11:31 @uglycutie you prove you arent first, dragon! #
• 11:32 @uglycutie well it was a joke #
• 11:38 @uglycutie lol i was just picturing that conversation: "uh no i'm not her babysitter, honest, uh…yeah that's the ticket!" #Zenaida ! #
• 11:41 i'd like to know more about the #CaseyAn thony case but i doubt i'll read her book…cuz she won't be under oath #
• 11:43 i dont believe #CaseyAnthony was molested by anybody. that's a red herring too #
• 11:45 @uglycutie ah-ha, i was afraid you wouldnt get it! #
• 11:47 @uglycutie i think she's moving to brazil! #
• 11:50 hey "Mom", a credit score of 612 says you *are* unreliable! #creditreportdotcom #
• 11:53 @uglycutie yeah, the frizzy hair lawyer, #PerryMason 's son!! #
• 11:55 we should all call in sick on #CaseyAnthonyGoesFree Day! #
• 11:59 #shutup about #Caylee's Law. she still will have died in vain :( #
• 12:00 @JudyA_LA not yet but i've heard what the point is. pretty much locking the barndoor after the horses are stolen #
• 12:03 @uglycutie who wouldnt grope #CaseyAnthony?! #
• 12:06 @Phil_1911 i know! she's gorgeous! #
• 12:12 Contribute to the Move #CaseyAnthony To Brazil Fund. Who 's in? #
• 12:48 i don't get any #HarryPotter jokes. i don't know the jargon. #
• 12:51 i'm not a racing fan. but i am a little nettled that #Kentucky fans whined and sobbed until they got a race #QuakerState400 #
• 12:54 @uglycutie idk. we good-looking non-hard-up ppl never turn down a good grope! #
• 13:06 @uglycutie no paper, just the latest CNN polling data #
• 13:17 @Pantene several: beautiful lengths, full & thick, brunette expressio! ns: nutmeg→dark chocolate #
• 13:18 @Pantene i havent bothered yet to read the bottles but i'm complaining that the meaning of "medium-thick" is not intuitive #
• 13:19 @uglycutie i'll follow u too! it's a deal! #
• 13:23 @uglycutie "Most detestably, beautiful creature on Earth" ← dont hate me cuz i'm beautiful! (another 80s reference!) #
• 14:04 @Pantene it's def not curly―my hairdresser comments on how un-curly or un-wavy it is―& not colored & i ! dont think it's fine #
• 14:46 after being laid off, i continued hanging around my ex-company. i took 4 days to clean out my cubicle, then dropped in regularly #
• 14:47 but i would leave each time feeling miserable, unloved, and unappreciated. soon i realized that i had to break it off. #
• 14:48 some ppl can maintain a relationship with their ex, some cant. i decided i was one of the latter. #
• 14:51 so i havent been back for a visit since Nov 2009. sadly, they havent tried to reach out to me either #
• 14:54 some days i feel like sending my ex-company a virus. #
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• 14:55 i'm having another ripple thru my retina. i have no idea where i saw a glare #
• 16:34 i paid too much for lemonade from #BigLots rather than @Walmart so i'm going to pretend 1 no-name brand is better than another #
• 16:41 it always amuses me when i hear vehement pronounced "vee-HEM-ent" rather than "VEE-a-ment" #
• 16:48 thanx for the #FF and back atcha! @dausonlovi #
• 16:50 @Pantene i would say my ponytail is slightly less than the size of a nickel. #
• 17:05 @uglycutie Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. #
• 17:31 when i download a torrent w/multiple files i keep marking some high priority. if i didnt, it could be 80% done & still have none complete #
• 20:12 @Pantene volume #
• 20:33 is there any reason why men cant use women's hair color? #
• 20:35 i intend to watch @PoppyMontgomery 's new series #Unforgettable #
• 20:37 the new drama #AGiftedMan sounds good too #
• 20:53 the only trouble with the tv show #Flashpoint is that i c! ant usually understand what the TL guy, Ed, is saying #
• 20:58 @Taby74 that's true. i wont get any spanx till i find them in the men's section #
• 21:02 @Taby74 it's bad enuf the only hammer i can find is pink. i swear it just doesnt work as well #
• 21:04 @Taby74 i thot maybe women's hair color had some icky…you know…hormones in it or something #
• 21:08 @Taby74 you're winning, babe! #
• 21:30 "Ladi! es, if you think you need #VagisilWash, you don't. You need a doctor.& quot; ―@SarahSilverman #
• 21:31 there ought to be a law that anyone who *says* they lost weight on a commercial must actually have lost some. using that product. #
• 22:19 conwoman on #20/20 married 14 different men but isnt the least bit attractive #
• 22:39 thanx for the #FF! @SagDec15 #
• 22:45 #BeyondBelief is just beyond sad #
• 23:01 #shutup #vw! making a pinata unbreakable is easy and says more about the pinata maker than anything else #
• 23:04 the only way naming a new law a! fter a deceased child makes sense is if u can imagine the child up there in heaven looking down #
• 23:11 atho i think we have enuf laws, i have no prob w/a law called the Responsibly Reporting Missing Child Act #
• 23:12 i just object to naming things after deceased ppl. it pretends to make death an accomplishmt, & makes millions of strangers pay homage #
• 23:19 @yourgirlnxtdoor so sorry about your cousin. that's a very tragic story #
• 23:21 @LadyAtheist nooooooo! #
• 23:2! 4 @yourgirlnxtdoor i'm sure the wait was terrible #
• 23:48 commercial has guy saying "finding healthy food that tastes good is torturous." some "experts" really believe that's a contradiction #
• 23:50 @yourgirlnxtdoor the news was bad but now you know :( #
• 00:00 click …check …click #
• 00:01 @AmyVernon that should be the Neck Sticker #

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