Daily Tweets (Loudtwitter)

• 12:37 the collective adjective of flies is "business": "a business of flies". also of ferrets #
• 12:48 John @DWYM, the kmart here in #Hillsboro installed self-service checkouts but took them out in just a few months maybe 10yrs ago #
• 12:54 Canary Islands got their name when Insulae Canariae was mistaken for canaries rather than dogs #
• 12:58 the origin of the word "dog" is a complete mystery. perhaps it was the name of a town or family associated with dogs #
• 13:13 @celtfiddler oh yeah always loved etymology #
• 15:38 the first written citation of "motherf***er" is from 1956 which called it "a new obscenity" #
• 17:18 drinking raw milk is all risk with no benefits @wcpo #
• 17:29 "I don't trust #Palin to hold office. Any office. Not even a copy of Season 1 of #TheOffice on dvd."--@bellesouth #
• 17:46 it's easy to pick out the "healthy" food. it's the food *without* everything. #
• 17:53 i really dont care much about undocumented aliens #
• 17:57 #DontWasteYourMoney @DWYM: th! e small classic #Frosty at @Wendys is the best value! #whodathunkit #
• 18:10 the human body actually does a very good job of alerting you about #thirstiness and avoiding #dehydration #
• 18:12 cute commercial @cincinnatibell but u cant say "holy fast!" a better one would be "holy speed!" it ought to be a noun #
• 18:26 any additional revenue for the government is not "new" taxes, it's just restoring "old taxes" #
• 18:33 man in a hot crowded bar: "it's not the heat, it's the humanity." #
• 18:35 @Taby74 the 1st time my phone rang on vibrate mode, ! i jumped like i'd been goosed! #
• 18:37 "Mayday! Mayday! My computers inter-web is not working! Panic! Everybody panic!!"--@Taby74 ♥ lol! #
• 18:38 @Taby74 everyone around at the time fell out of their chairs laffing! #
• 18:40 @Taby74 without inters-web i'd feel sooo alone *shudder* how'd u fix it? #
• 18:42 comity. that's a new word for me. #
• 18:43 @Taby74 that's my method too: do nothing & hope it'll heal #
• 18:46 @Taby74 yep, praying, wishing, and doing nothing are all the same thing lol #
• 18:51 @Taby74 u didnt "lay on hands"? not only healing touch, but shaking, punching, and switching on/off count too #
• 18:54 yay! i just upgraded my security! i switched from a 8-letter password to a 14-letter password! #
• 18:57 @Taby74 lol. is that your own eyeball? #
• 19:01 @Taby74 i like pix of eyes. i never get around to taking a pic of my own eyes. #
• 19:04 @Taby74 i like my eye color too. looks green from a distance, blue+brown splotches close up #
• 19:08 #DaveLetterman had surveillance footage of #PaulShaffer doing the break-in; #JayLeno had footage of he himself doing it! lol #
• 19:10 all the cast of the #HarryPotter movies have grown up but @EmmaWatson 's maturation is singled out mostly cuz women's is more obvious #
• 20:15 @Taby74 i'm sure all your features are fabulous! #
• 20:17 i didnt get very far on my walk, visited with neighbors. *now* i'm walking #
• 20: 19 neighbor gave me a beer. his daughter said she heard i'd said they stole cigarettes out of my car #
• 20:22 i'll have to talk to my 11yo lawnmower boy about repeating things i say. i did say that, somewhat joking #
• 20:24 i keep a transparent container that holds 3 smokes in my car. these neighbors arent honorable all the time, but they're nice #
• 21:20 yay, i got money! i'm going for a walk. (not necessarily connected.) #
• 21:21 that tweet was from 745p, i guess i forgot to hit enter #
• 21:56 @ExerciseErin hav! ing money & going for a walk? it is nice but way too hot for walking. i was drenched! #

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