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• 21:42 I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) 4sq.com/nY4wrX #
• 22:15 jokes about an actor based upon a previous role are rarely funny. like any comment about a #Boston bar owner going to #CSI #
• 22:17 all the late-night comics think it's funny to take real-life bizarre behavior & attribute it to a star currently in the news #
• 22:25 man breaks into woman's house, removes clothes, starts cooking dinner. what do u want to bet a comic will attribute that to #CharlieSheen? #
• 22:27 is #CharlieSheen the only crazy guy in the world? doesnt it diminish ! the wonderful world by giving him all the credit for crazy stuff? #
• 22:28 car just drove by in this parking lot where i'm standing and a bang went off. dont know what it was. dont really think it was a gunshot #
• 22:29 last day or 2 this phone has been shutting itself off. theorizing it to be a loose battery i wedge a bit of paper in the compartment #
• 22:31 so far so good. earlier i had to put the phone on a table & not press keys too hard to stop it from shutting off #
• 22:32 now i'm standing here using it in my hand & it's staying on. even while getting shot at #
• 22:34 i didnt know till now that #LaurenceFishburne was leavng #CSI. too bad. i liked his character. #
• 22:35 i'm missing #Frontline standing here tweeting but i'm enjoying being out of the house #
• 22:41 the paper i used to tighten my phone battery was from a #McDonalds napkin #
• 23:14 how can conservs/teapartiers get it so wrong? #obama doesnt have a blank check. #SherrodBrown did not vote for new taxes #

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