Daily Tweets 2011.08.07

• 00:19 @Nu1s lots of words on ur website, but i couldnt find where to buy a cpl disposable nu1s #
• 04:23 Abraham Lincoln's granddaughter Jesse married a baseball player, divorced in 1907, and married two more times. #
• 04:48 1 mistake tv makes all the time is having characters who are smart and cool. IRL people are usually 1 or the other but not both. #
• 10:37 I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) 4sq.com/oFgdtN #
• 10:41 @brittfromcle2 well-drawn? how long ago wa! s that? #
• 12:04 Staples for Students (@ Staples) 4sq.com/rtxEp9 #
• 12:39 RT @GreenGoddessVV: Only 55 percent of working-age adults held full-time jobs in July, the lowest level in modern times. #
• 13:51 lol! RT @jamiestarlynn: To fly into Cleveland from Cali, $600. To fly into Columbus $400. The flight to Columbus STOPS IN CLEVELAND. WTF. #
• 13:54 spent 1:15 walking around #Lowes, didnt check it. Lowes always reminds me how pathetic i am #
• 13:56 sometimes i feel like #Rainman. "gotta go to Kmart, get some socks&quo! t;. for me it's go to an office store and get some #Post-Its #
• 13:58 @jamiestarlynn @octoberthehotti #Cincinnati, home of #Delta, always seems more expensive than Dayton or Columbus or even Louisville #
• 14:01 I'm at Big Lots (1302 Rombach Ave, Wilmington) 4sq.com/oNkAph #
• 14:10 @DarlaV the fact is i dont know how to do anything. i've almost never sawed a piece of wood, painted a wall, even hung a picture #
• 14:18 there's a long list of things i've never done. some see that as a challenge to do something new, i use it as an excuse not to do anything #
• 14:20 @DarlaV just do it. i wish it were that easy to get me to do stuff #
• 14:23 i've never thrown a party. i've never rearranged my furniture. i've not had a date in 3 decades, so i've never had a "relationship". #
• 14:26 i've never done spring cleaning. i've never landscaped or planted a flower. i pay ppl to mow my lawn. #
• 14:33 i dont have kids, so i've never bathed, fed, spanked, or shopped for one. i've never had to entertain one for a day, let alone a life. #
• 14:46 i've never cooked a turkey. or a pot roast. or a whole meal from scra! tch. if i only ate meals i prepared myself, i would literally starve. #
• 14:50 tho i go to restaurants a lot, there's at least 4 in town i've never been to. meanwhile i have 99 checkins at mcdonalds #
• 14:58 i've never bought a ham. or a washer. or a can of paint. or a furnace. or a condom. #
• 14:59 i like shopping. by that i mean i dont mind walking thru stores even tho i rarely buy anything. #
• 15:01 so in fact i get comfort from not doing anything. i rarely do anything before it is a crisis. #
• 15:02 a window fell out of my house & i didnt have it fixed for 5yrs! & only then when a neighbor offered to fix it. #
• 15:05 i've only owned 5 cars in 38yrs. 2 of them i drove 9yrs. my current car i've been driving 11yrs. #
• 15:07 knowing that i'll probably keep a car for a decade, you'd think i'd take good care of it. not so. #
• 15:08 my current car, all the paint came off, i never repainted it. 2 tires have slow leaks i've never had fixed. #
• 15:10 the car has a bad solenoid i've not replaced, ABS broke & i didnt fix it, brake and coolent lights come on & i just hope they go away #
• 15:13 i've been unemployed 19mo, got nothing done. my house is no cleaner or better o! rganized. in fact it is falling down cuz i do nothing. #
• 15:16 i'm not going to dentists or doctors even tho i should. the house has plumbing problems that only a bachelor would put up with. #
• 15:18 everything in my living room runs off of 1 outlet cuz the others dont work (!) who ever heard of an outlet not working? #
• 15:19 i should be in therapy, except i know what they'd say to me. #
• 15:20 i own 1000 books but they are just jumbled in a bedroom. i have 3 bookshelves i dont get around to assembling. #
• 15:24 i've only shopped for a car 3 times, in 1976, 1990, & 2000. i've done without a car 3 times several months eac! h. #
• 15:28 u might think this extended bout of feeling sorry for myself would cause me 2 change but it wont. when i get home i'm headed for my recliner #
• 15:29 my recliner, in which i spend hours every day, is broken. it wont go up & down so i prop it up w/a box & climb in & out of it #
• 15:31 i havent cleaned my kitchen enuf to get the last replacemt window installed. i never talk to that contractor even tho i owe him money #
• 15:33 my big microwave wont cook for more than 3mins. my small one has a broken plate & an unreadable display. #
• 15:3! 6 i have 4 hampers full of clothes i never get around to washing. a wardrobe fell apart so 50 shirts on hangers are piled on a chair. #
• 15:38 i have a terabyte of porn downloaded, more than anyone could watch in a year. i don't even know why i keep it after watching it #
• 15:40 so on this shopping trip, i just bot more of the same. more post-its, more square bottles. that's it. #
• 17:27 brother. i'm still having a pity party. #
• 23:01 @CherylGallion nope, not a party #
• 23:08 Monogamy wasn't evolution's idea. #<! /a>

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