Daily Tweets 2011.08.21

• 00:09 i _really_ dont remember get my bracelet & putting it on #
• 00:10 1 young lady here did me the favor of pretending i wasnt invisible #
• 00:45 2 skinny girls tried to get my hostess' ex into his wheelchair, needed to get his daughter, who's huge! #
• 00:46 both skinny girls have long brun hair, nice! of course, so do i. #
• 00:49 my hostess' ex, who's totally disabled, smokes, but he needs someone to take the cig out of his mouth #
• 01:22 the party returned to my hostess' house before i could go home #
• 02:01 i had a little too much to drink tonight #
• 02:02 i'm back home. i thot i was sober enuf to drive--only about 5mi--but when i got home i decided i might not quite be #
• 02:03 @ShanaSmiles4You in punch it's not bad #
• 02:36 "@bigwalt9 @DyNama @mattsparks88 @blindbandit613 @moore312 @wrestlingfreak5 @Ant0ineH COLD BEER NATION !!"--@Tim_in_CT ¶ Cold Beer! #
• 02:39 @Tim_in_CT no i'm going to bed. i had some punch w/everclear earli er #
• 07:19 ch 5 weathergal @RandiRico just said my town can probably hear thunder but we're not getting that storm--& that's exactly right #
• 11:10 just found out 1 of the @McDonalds regulars is the brother of a neighbor of mine that i know well #
• 11:11 he, Danny, told me another McD regular is "trying to steal my wife" loud enuf for him to hear it #
• 13:16 Retweet, sexting, woot added To Oxford English Dictionary - AllTwitter t.co/WPfUHuB via @alltwtr #
• 13:32 Danny runs a garbage pickup svc. i told i i had to cut garbage pickup, said i asked a neighbor if i could put a bag on her pile #
• 13:33 i told Danny that she said she already had 2 ppl putting garbage bags on her pile so idk what i'm going to do w/my garbage at the mo #
• 13:35 later on Danny said *he's* the one who picks up my neighbor's garbage, so now he knows her pickup is actually for 3 houses :( #
• 13:37 Danny said he'd pick up my 2 bags this week for nothing. he'd already said he has a customer who pays per bag #
• 13:39 my garbage pickup cost about $300/yr but i only put out about 2 kitchen bags per month #
13:44 @Voo_Doll i was surprised to find how expensive garbage pickup is #

13:53 @Voo_Doll who weighs their garbage? i wouldnt have any idea how to weigh it #

14:36 hey Linda @LHopeD, how's it going? #

22:24 @fmtvsite hey FM how's it going? have you gone out of business? #

23:03 reading an article about "schizoid personality disorder" that actually sounds a little like me #

23:10 @LHopeD i have not, nor have i even looked at it yet. i presume we've been awaiting an opportunity to get together, like w/jim carson #

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