Daily Tweets 2011.08.19

• 01:35 2day in #DaveLetterman's monologue, he again as a joke attributed outlandish behavior committed by 1 nut to a current nutty celeb--twice #
• 01:37 a drunk out-of-work actor broke into #DaveLetterman's theater. Dave joked that it was #CharlieSheen. it wasnt, it was some other nut #
• 02:04 i don't generally laugh at puns, and rarely make them myself. #
• 02:39 "Keith Stone" only gives his sales pitch for Keystone Beer to women so it must be a girlie beer. "you're so smoooth" #
• 04:01 then Dave told about naked man caught climbing over a barb wire fence, & he joked it was #AnthonyWeiner. it wasnt, it was some other nut #
• 04:02 @Tim_in_CT COLD BEER! #
• 04:44 it's funny. i go to bed w/the tv on, turning the volume down so low i can barely hear it #
• 04:45 but as soon as i get in bed & turn off the lights, i realise the tv is too loud. i always have to turn it down a lot more #
• 04:59 when i tweeted about #DaveLetterman's jokes, the point was that i dont know why that's funny. doesnt seem like it ought to be. #
• 05:01 it diminishes that great wide world of nuttiness, that there are a lot of nuts out there, not just the celeb nut du jour #
• 05:02 .@wcpo plz stop stating drunkiness levels as a multiple of the legal limit, it's irrelevant #
• 10:22 no #tennis for us this year, @davesib? durn. #
• 10:37 i was disappointed by 1 brand of e-cig but now that i'm using it away from the fan, i'm getting more out of it #
• 10:47 #shutup #legalzoom Camargos! thinking u feel like 30 when u r 60 *is* acting ur age! #
• 11:01 #shutup #hydroxytone! how do we know those models aren't actually young women pretending to old women that look young? #
• 11:36 just got a chain email complaining about congresspeople keeping their job while running for president #
• 11:42 #shutup #greekyogurt! my 1st taste of it was pretty good. it took a few tastes to notice the similarity with paste. #
• 11:44 i replied to the chain email w/the observation that competition for a new job has always reduced productivity #
• 11:46 then i said tho the perks are usually exaggerated, the job of congressperson is undoubtedly a great job #
• 11:47 @RVaMedic i had #Dannon strawberry. it was just ok. i'll take regular--not low fat--yogurt from yoplait any day #
• 11:48 @RVaMedic i read once a guy lamenting that we cant find yogurt made w/whole milk, it is heavenly! #
• 11:51 @RVaMedic i like trader joes but the closest is 50mi from here, so i dont get there very often #
• 11:52 @RVaMedic i had a Salton yogurt maker back in the 70s! it's prob still around here somewhere #
• 11:54 @RVaMedic it says "kosher gelatin" #
• 11:56 my prob w/showing ppl charged w/a crime in the news isnt cuz they're minors, it's cuz they're innocent until proven guilty #
• 11:59 "@DyNama Or that the ground up animal bones aren't pig."--@RVaMedic ¶ i would guess this one :) #
• 12:03 #WW2 soldiers' meals called K-rations were hard biscuits, dry sausages, hard candy, and chocolate bars, 28 oz, 3,200 calories #
• 12:10 the final #WW2 K-ration had 2,830 calories, 1/man/day, but it's inadequate caloric content was a major complaint #
• 12:11 @RVa Medic no Jell-O?! too bad. #
• 12:13 thanx for the Fun #FF! @jodotcom @ilovemytroops #
• 12:15 @RVaMedic yoplait's labels says it has pectin too #
• 12:17 officially, the #US govt never acknowledged the widespread observation of weight-loss & malnutrition among #WW2 soldiers on K-rations #
• 14:27 #rainforests have a dense canopy sunlight cant penetrate so ground vegetation is minimal. if there were ground veg, it'd be a jungle #
• 14:34 say @AliVelshi, if each share in the #DJIA lost just $1, the "average" would go down 228. is this volatility a good thing? #
• 14:35 or, @AliVelshi, is it an unintended consequence? #
• 14:38 @zuzucupcake i've wanted to follow u for a while cuz we have lots of tweeters in common, but ur prof says "don't", so i didnt #
• 14:43 the #WestMemphis3 are totally absolutely innocent. 1 slow-witted man was convinced he was guilty, implicated others #
• 14:49 my 401k has been marked down to a 199k :( #
• 15:00 #Priceline's Naomi Price is played by actress Sacheen Padilla of The Young and Restless #
• 15:51 twitter on hold while i eat a huge bowl of #ramen noodles :-o #
• 16:10 that ramen noodles i just ate was a huge serving called a "souper meal". i didnt really like the flavor much but i had 1 left #
• 16:13 i have all the #Beatles cartoons! they were a Sat morn cartoon in the 60s #
• 16:34 @Chasalicious1 maybe only 1 hi-profile case, but i bet American justice got 1000s of regular ones right #
• 17:16 @GeocacherNY video tape only, apparently they arent out on dvd yet. i sent u a DM #
• 17:29 i going to get an e-cig but not the reg kind, this from #v2cigs does not run on battery, it is plugged into a usb port to operate #
• 17:30 i'm going to look into getting a battery power source w/usb out to make it portable #
• 17:54 @zuzucupcake oh yeah, i'm awesome all right! #
• 17:57 @zuzucupcake i was going to add "just ask my mother!" but decided that was too...awesome #
• 19:36 i took my neighbor to the drugstore so she could give me 1 of her refills. i need albuterol inhaler but at the mo i dont have a prescription #
• 19:37 unfortunately i dont like the brand she had, & it's only got half the doses. i prefer ventolin #
• 19:38 my late friend Angie, & my friend Doug, & my mom all get ventolin instead of proair #
• 19:39 but Angie's gone, & Doug & my mom dont live here. so i think i need to find another source #
• 19:41 after visiting my neighbor Baldie for a while, i walked uptown just to find a place to sit & read my mystery. no more coffee today #
• 19:42 the city removed the benches at the center of town cuz the homeless were sleeping on them, so i'm on a stoop at the historical society #
• 19:43 i think i'll head home & get some pop to drink #
• 19:59 @RVaMedic lol, i grew up calling it "pop"! not even "soda pop", just "pop" #
• 20:03 @RVaMedic we have one here, i think (a town of 7000) #
• 20:09 @RVaMedic i had ins until i was laid off 20 months ago. there's both CVS & Walgreens here #
• 20:12 @RVaMedic under ur other name, Kunsthure or something like that #
• 20:21 @RVaMedic is anyone looking? #
• 20:35 @RVaMedic if you don't stay PC, will anyone notice? #
• 20:43 @RVaMedic sure, i understand. #
• 22:07 star trek the animated series *is* on dvd @GeocacherNY. i have it, saw it recently cheaper at walmart #
• 22:40 i got a box of mini-wheats, but 150 of them started talking instead of just 1, & they all want to ride on my shoulder #
• 22:45 sources say some google employees have quit over the google+ pseudonym issue #

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