Daily Tweets 2011.08.20

• 00:38 what a coincidence, @KimKardashian is on #JayLeno and is the wallpaper on my computer in her Jasmine Halloween costume #
• 02:07 whenever the mother of a murder victim says the last words said was "i love you", i tend to be skeptical #
• 02:44 ok, so the #WestMemphis3 didn't do it. who did? #
• 10:44 idk what's going on but it feels like my lip is swollen #
• 11:33 the left half of my bottom lip is swollen #
• 11:38 The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. is released on Tue! #
• 11:40 @GeocacherNY could be! i know i wasnt punched in the mouth! #
• 12:00 i beg to differ, #VirginiaCha on @HLNTV, i *hate* the gatorade bath after sports, it is so cliche as well as disrespectful #
• 12:19 hey, +Thomas Blaechle, welcome to google+! #
• 12:42 so has the movie "One Day" already been done, as "Same Time Next Year"? #
• 12:48 @GeocacherNY i call it a sponge bath but i've heard it called a whore bath #
• 13:28 40% of #Obama's stimulus bill was tax cuts --Roland Martin on @CNN @AliVelshi #
• 17:24 @cigotine i'd love a sample! i have no idea what's good, or even how much 1 brand differs from another #
• 17:25 i'm out here at Ann's for a picnic #
• 19:29 @RVaMedic i totally agree, i hate to see the cake thing at weddings! #
• 19:33 this punch is spike with #everclear #
• 19:55 @RVaMedic that'd be fitting but i'd hate to see that too! #
• 20:01 never had everclear before. it's pretty potent. #
• 22:41 i told my hostess i'd never had everclear before & she acted like i'd said that already. so they think i'm drunk #
• 22:43 i do think my driving ability is impared so i wont be driving home for a while #
• 22:45 i told a young mother here that i thot she had a nice figure. apparently no one had told her that for a while cuz she glowed #
• 22:45 it's sad that when i get a buzz on, i think about getting a nap #
• 22:49 when i go somewhere i'm drinking, i put a wrist braclet on my cup so i can ID it. i did that this eve #
• 22:50 but at some point i put my braclet back on my wrist. i dont recall doing that #
• 22:51 there are kids here. 1 gave me a beer he grabbed instead of a mtn dew #
• 22:52 a kid put an ice cube down my back but i enjoyed the coolness #
• 22:54 my hostess' ex-husband is here, he's gone downhill fast! he was diagnosed w/ALS just a year ago, now he cant walk #
• 22:55 i'm sitting o the bqck porch all by myself at the mo, dont know where everyone's gone #
• 23:40 sitting here w/my hostess' ex-husband, she went to a different party! #
• 23:43 my hostess' ex has ALS and i can hardly understand him, so i'm pretty much talking at him rather than to him #

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