Daily Tweets 2011.08.13

• 00:03 i despise jokes that presume a meal could be so unhealthy, it could kill everyone that eats it. it's neither funny... t.co/JzSeo5T #
• 00:19 i saw an article once about aging that was subtitled "women get empowerment and opportunity, men get viagra." #
• 00:19 "have you ever considered the Droid X2? it's got all that and 200,000 apps." and, he should've added, you might actually use 10 of them. #
• 00:28 @firebrat1229 thanx! i'm boring in real life! #
• 00:37 actually, Elizabeth Banks was nominated for a S AG Award & an MTV Movie Award & won Women In Film Award & Young Hollywood Award #
• 00:41 "@DyNama you're sort of entertaining!"--@firebrat1229 ¶ that's what i keep telling everyone! #
• 00:44 since the weather has cooled a bit, my cats have become friendly again #
• 01:01 anyone need a google+ invite? i'm down to my last 150! #
• 01:17 i've not watched a single episode of Jersey Shore and know nothing about the show, except what i've heard, which is too much. #
• 01:24 i'd like to write a mystery where so mebody gets murdered by an unemployed person who hoped his murder would create a job opening. #
• 03:25 choreographer says he's using other people's bodies to say something. i dont speak his language. #
• 03:46 @CherylGallion ha! #
• 11:00 sounds good! RT @liberalchik: think im gonna go to sonic and get us corn dogs for breakfast.. #
• 11:25 so anyone remember a cartoon that had Native Americans in it but the Chief didnt talk, he just honked like a diesel... t.co/IB9oLJQ #
• 12:45 pe ople just have a reaction to numbers, without making them relative to other numbers. my mom thinks $3 is too much... t.co/d8sy7pd #
• 13:32 gawd, i hope people aren't going to fall for Rick Perry's charisma. #
• 15:33 @loudtweeter i still love the loudtwitter service, posting my tweets to my blog! #
• 15:34 @loudtweeter now i see you've sold the domain loudtwitter.com, so this blogging service is at retwit.loudtwitter.com #
• 15:35 @loudtweeter some of your links dont work cuz th ey dont have the retwit prefix but work when manually edited #
• 15:43 attention #loudtwitter users, @loudtweeter's domain is now at retwit.loudtwitter.com #
• 15:44 it's difficult to contact them, @loudtweeter hasnt tweeted since november! i bet they dont read their email either #
• 17:23 t.co/5cZgaNI #
• 17:26 t.co/5cZgaNI - #RoselynSanchez unveiling her #PETA poster. hubba hubba! #
• 17:28 Amy Warner wallpaper on my phone t.co/W8V4LUE #
• 17:32 t.co/W8V4LUE - didnt know MMS was an email, thot my not-so-smartphone wouldnt email pix. costs me 35¢ each tho :( #
• 17:33 those pix were testing MMS-ing pix from my phone to twitpic then to twitter #
• 17:35 i just used pix i made into 320x240 wallpapers for my phone. sorry for the small pix. #
• 17:38 i got billed 35¢ in June for an MMS tho i'm pretty sure i never sent 1 on purpose before. #
• 17:40 @skwirl42 you got that right! i happen to think she's a goddess! i'm all for her not wearing fur &am p; going naked! #
• 17:42 my #Pantech Link AT&T phone even allows me to add 40 characters for a subject on an MMS #
• 17:44 so that's nice to know i *can* send pics from my phone to twitpic. i had waited till i got home to upload them #
• 17:47 some ppl think life in prison isnt a big enuf sentence for convicted pedophile #WarrenJeffs #
• 17:53 cmon @CNN, skip the moral outrage, just report the news please #
• 17:56 #shutup #fiberone cereal! getting kids to eat fiber by lying to them is not good parenting #
• 17:58 #shutup doctors who start exercise prgms to fight "childhood obesity". can u prove 1 kid has lost even 1 pound? #
• 18:00 i care not one whit about the #IowaStrawPoll. it means absolutely nothing. #
• 18:09 gawd the "Mom" on the #SodaStream commercial is gorgeous! #
• 18:12 Tasers are supposed to be non-lethal force but they do kill people. do they kill fewer people than the police would... t.co/VFIVXdA #
• 18:12 i tend to avoid alpha testing and beta testing, i wait for gamma testing. #
• 18:12 what a spotlight hog Sarah Palin is! #
• 19:46 dumb doctor on @cnn said some "experts" would like to recommend *9* servings of fruits & veggies a day rather than 5! #
• 19:47 is there any science endorsing that? any study that shows ppl getting 9 servings of veggies live longer healthier lives than ppl who get 5? #
• 19:49 has anyone even bothered to study whether vegetarians get less cancer than the rest of us? #
• 19:50 be a vegetarian if u want, just dont try to tell ppl it's for scientific reasons. i'm pretty sure the science isnt there. #
• 19:52 if i heard a football team puts only vegetarian fare on the training table, i'd bet the farm on the other team #
• 19:54 that @cnn doc said he'd rather we got 9 servings of fruits & veggies, recommends 5, but we actually only get 2 #
• 22:52 She received more votes for President in a U.S. general election than any other woman in history. #
• 22:54 Who? Lenora Branch Fulani, who, in the 1988 Presidential election, received more than 217,000 votes on the New Alliance Party ticket. #
• 22:55 "Gratuitous boob tweet. t.co/GRnJu3Z"--@PixieChixie36 ¶ we don't mind! #
• 22:57 i've told my neighbors they are welcome to use my backyard. when i came out this eve, about 8 neighbors were sitting there. #
• 23:01 did he really spell his name Michiel? #48Hours #
• 23:02 i think he did it. mostly on the basis of the Wal-Mart shopping trip #48Hours #
• 23:04 one of them was the 15yr old new mother & her baby Eonna. a cousin was sitting there visiting, a 18yr +/- old woman #
• 23:06 the cousin had several tattoos, including "Crazy Beautiful" on her chest. #
< li>23:07 now i've always heard women name their boobs but i never saw them labeled before! #

23:09 just judging on the basis of her cleavage, i'd say "Crazy" was a better-looking boob than "Beautiful" #

23:10 @MrErv yep that's what i was thinking, midnight munchies #48Hours #

23:46 Earlier this evening i met a young lady who had "Crazy Beautiful" tattooed on her chest. now i've always heard that... t.co/e869f2y #

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